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Joke of the Day

"Got drunk and did my taxes, i am getting back 1 zillion dollars, 2 slaves, and somehow the state of Rhode Island, this can't be right."

"What language do British wrenches speech? Spanish!"

"What do you call the operation a woman gets to become a man? Addadicktome"

"Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested? He was held without charge."

"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left the farm? Bison"

"A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working."

"Two were sitting in the table on a bar First one: We are leaving. Second one: No, we are staying. First one: WE ARE LEAVING. Battery on my phone is 4%."

"What do you call a big debate. A *Mass-Debate*"

"If the World Trade Center was in India.... Would the terrorist attack be on 7/11?"

"What's 12 inches and white? Nothing."