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Joke of the Day
"How does a woman take care of her asshole? She packs him a lunch and sends him to work."
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"Why did the cyclist stop riding? He was two tired"
"Sometimes I lie in bed at night, looking up at the stars and think Where the hell did the ceiling go?"
"My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."
"What's the opposite of Kathmandu? Dogwomandon't."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tit a lot"
"[Commercial] *Camera focuses on a man choking on a whole apple* Narrator: ""If only there was a better way?"" [On Screen Caption] TEETH"
"Let me know when you're off your Man-Period!!!"
"me: wow a pegasus flying horse: actually Pegasus was just one horse we all have different names me: oh whats yours flying horse: Pegasus 2"
"What do you call a blonde in a BMW? Optional."