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Joke of the Day
"How does a woman take care of her asshole? She packs him a lunch and sends him to work."
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"[throws dirty diaper away] - OMG WHAT R U DOING?! - it's gross im not touching that - GET THE BABY OUT OF THE TRASH & CHANGE IT! - ugh, fine"
"What do fat girls and scooters have in common? They're both fun to ride.....until your friends see you."
"My favorite word is plagiarism. I invented that word."
"What do you call it when strippers hold a fundraiser for the tattooing arts? Tits for Tats"
"How many tickles does it take an octopus to laugh? Tentickles"
"It's disturbing that when we see a man's mustache fall off we assume it's an identity theft situation and not a medical emergency"
"""We're halfway there... wow-ohh!! Livin' on a vain hope to which the Universe is indifferent!"" - Athiest Bon Jovi"
"What do you call a porno set in space. Apollo 13 inches"
"Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases? because they're inbred"