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Joke of the Day

"I can't stand Freud... him and his motherfucking complex."

"""Your storage is full"" thanks Apple, I'll just go and delete some photos of friends and family, but at least I'll always have the stocks app"

"I'm not proud of this, but if the price is right, I'll buy your high school kid alcohol."

"why can,t you trust a Atom Because thay make up every thing"

"German Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? It seats 25."

"Just when you thought 2016 was over. Wham."

"Did you hear about the crazy train that went on a killing spree? Authorities believe it had a loco motive."

"What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help? ""This is not a drill!"""

"HumansTM they start off corded but convert to wireless easily"

"Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!"