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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the crazy train that went on a killing spree? Authorities believe it had a loco motive."

"next time you're considering wearing a fedora just think ""what would jesus do?"" because jesus wouldn't wear a fedora."

"Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? It never gets old"

"Alabama has changed its drinking age to 28 Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school"

"What do you call a black astronaut? Invisible"

"""See you tomorrow""? I do NOT go to Wendy's every day, Wendy's Lady. Check yourself."

"Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight."

"i wish you could click ""save as"" on puppies"

"Is bb-8 hungry? No, BB-8."

"I wrote your name in the snow You should recognize it. It was your mom's handwriting."