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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the crazy train that went on a killing spree? Authorities believe it had a loco motive."

"I always carry a mushroom with me, just in case my enemy shows up & I need something to make me bigger."

"You know what's a good joke? The CSS of this subreddit"

"What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty? Will you be my grill friend?"

"""Ameh."" ~ Atheists at the end of a prayer"

"Did you hear about the new restaraunt on the moon? It's got great food, just no atmosphere.."

"Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example."

"What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote? **""There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart.""**"

"The power went out. At the gigafactory."

"*hangs a vacant sign on your forehead*"