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Joke of the Day

"I'm not proud of this, but if the price is right, I'll buy your high school kid alcohol."

"Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? that's perfect!"

"""Oh, this old thing?"" - my cat showing me his butt hole"

"I'm diabetic, so could you pour some Splenda on me instead?"

"Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets Then it hit me"

"My friend eats Dead People but it's okay because he's a Fungi"

"Why does #BLM make so many spelling mistakes? Because they got the whites out."

"There must've been a good reason Zimmerman pulled a gun on his wife. Like, maybe she was walking down the street, minding her own business."

"Why are woman so happy in wedding photos? They know they've given their last blowjob."

"Q: Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop? A: She couldn't raise enough dough."