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Joke of the Day
"I figure that its safe to ask. How are those New Year's resolutions going?"
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"how do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogy in it."
"Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet."
"A sadist and a masochist... ....are looking for pleasure. The masochist says, ""Hurt me"". The sadist says, ""No""."
"Halo? more like..... GAYLO!!!!!!!"
"Couples who take too many fertility drugs should always put an asterisk next to their child's name to show that the parents used steroids."
"""I'm a big fan of 50 cent. Or as he's known in Zimbabwe: four hundred million dollars."""
"I was at a posh resturaunt last night but the pianist was awful He just kept playing bottom C over and over. Really lowered the tone."
"Best Man speech joke help Hi Everyone, Mu buddy is getting married on Indepedence Day and need some help for a good joke for the speech. I am the best man."
"Me: I'm into fitness Trainer: not again M: fitness whole pizza in my mouth T: you should go M: this isn't going to ""workout"" T: LEAVE NOW"