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Joke of the Day
"Hear about the first Polish Olympic gold medalist? He was so proud, he had his medal bronzed."
Next Joke
"Have any of you heard about the magician who was driving home? He turned into a driveway."
"My dishwasher died the other day.... Does anyone have an extra wife i can borrow/have?"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato"
"I received a request to go and fix a broken handle on a window. It turned out to be a crank call."
"Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator? Because they all add up!"
"I was down the gym this morning, when I noticed a hole in my trainer just big enough to get my finger in... ...Anyway, she's now made a formal complaint and I'm barred for life."
"What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye."
"The Chinese New Year sure is a lot less ryanseacresty."