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Joke of the Day
"The Chinese New Year sure is a lot less ryanseacresty."
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"Tried to leave a voicemail for my mom but she picked up. I was forced to drop my phone into my purse and shake it around for 10 minutes"
"What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator? A elevator can raise a kid"
"'I am your God, and now it is night!' I say as I turn the fish tank light off."
"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has."
"don't kid yourself, the pace at which the cursor blinks before a blank space in a document is the actual heartbeat of God"
"What do you call the teacher who lost her baby? Miss Carriage"
"What do you call white on the top and black at the bottom? Society."
"What is a Jewish dilemma ? Free ham."
"So, I came up with this on my own... ""You can say Whitney got on... The SOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"