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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato"

"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust."

"Why is Ironman a superhero? and Ironwoman a command?"

"The only problem with kissing a perfect 10... ...is how cold the mirror feels against your lips."

"Found $12 bucks today! Well, it was in my daughters purse, but I figure she owes me at least $50,000 by now."

"No, YOUR incapable of properly employing the second-person possessive pronoun."

"My friend Oscar met Leonardo DiCaprio and told him a joke. He didn't get it."

"So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone."

"Buy followers? No thanks. I'm married so I spend enough money on people I don't talk to"

"Why Indian restaurants are so good at JavaScript? Because they do curry so well"