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Joke of the Day
"Have any of you heard about the magician who was driving home? He turned into a driveway."
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"For somebody fluent in over six million forms of communication, it's weird that C-3PO went with ""gay-tinged passive aggression."""
"Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats."
"My name is Bjorn and I used to live in California I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A."
"""Will you spend the rest of my life with me?"" ""That depends. When are you going to die?"""
"What did 50cent say to his grandma when she gave him a knitted sweater for his birthday? G u knit!"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
"Diets are like ghosts. They might exist, but I wouldn't know."
"What is a rapper's favorite tea? Black boo-tea"
"Shout out to my loving wife, who has made me everything I am today... Fucking miserable"