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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"Today is a military command: March Fourth!"

"What do you call a midget Mexican? A little Juan."

"Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they're stabbing it? No? How about now?"

"How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car? With parts unknown."

"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb."

"9/11 Never Forget About Dre."

"""See you later alligator"" ""In a whilst crocodile"" -why we fought the British for independence"

"After 8 years Americans prove the rumor to be false. They went black and now they are going back."

"What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud? Conversation?"