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Joke of the Day

"A man sees a woman 500 feet in the air... He asks her ""hey, do you know anything about parachutes?"" She says ""No. Do you know anything about gas stoves?"""

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"What's the shortest way to the front page? Up vote to find out."

"What good is a space heater, it's cold here on Earth."

"I stuck a firecracker up the cats butt! Mommy: Tommy, it's rectum. Tommy: I'll say it rectum! It blew 'em all to hell!"

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night."

"Why can vietnamese handle heat really well? It is natural selection..."

"Not all Latvian so unfortunate Lucky man is farmed 3 potato. Soon man has hit by lightning and die. Is true some have all luck, struggle finally over."

"What do the mafia and 69 have in common? A slip of the tongue and you're in for some shit."

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have any guts"