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Joke of the Day

"Not all Latvian so unfortunate Lucky man is farmed 3 potato. Soon man has hit by lightning and die. Is true some have all luck, struggle finally over."

"Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne ""Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"""

"Funny Book Title Thread! I'll start: ""How To Get The Most Out Of Your Bank Heists"" by Fillmore Sacks"

"When my friends told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."

"What's the only painful car rental company? Hertz."

"I used to be a narcissist... ...but now look at me."

"What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies? Fifty Shades of Black"

"Did you hear about the drug that cures lesbianism? It's called TrisedixagenTM And for men, try IgnordacocTM"

"Being a child is like being drunk. Everybody remembers what you did exept you."

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? Because it was lunch"