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Joke of the Day

"Not all Latvian so unfortunate Lucky man is farmed 3 potato. Soon man has hit by lightning and die. Is true some have all luck, struggle finally over."

"You know what they say about big feet... Big socks."

"Til, We are Homo Sapiens at school, And said that my mother. She wished My father was still Homo Erectus."

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you I'll stop."

"My old dog What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing. He wont come when you call."

"Why should Donald Trump be grateful to Mexicans? The power of belief in chupacabras is all that keeps his hair in this world."

"Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire? Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!"

"Demi Lovato is my favorite singer that is half human, half Lovato."

"I've just found out I can have sex at 65 I live at number 59 so it's only a short walk!"

"I'm not surprised you had a facelift..but it looks like you are."