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Joke of the Day

"Why can vietnamese handle heat really well? It is natural selection..."

"So I broke up with my girlfriend because our signs didn't match... ...I'm a Sagittarius, and she's a bitch."

"What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio? He got turnip"

"Whenever my Girlfriend says she's going to ""hit the sack"" I instinctively cover my balls just in case."

"What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you? A Poltergeese!"

"Did you hear? There was an active shooter at the observatory! He was shooting for the stars!"

"A Blonde Jokes Two blondes (let's call them Tina and Julie) are talking. Tina: Did you know this New Year is on friday? Julie: OMG, I hope it's not on the 13th."

"was about to ask this girl on a date until i saw her click firefox instead of chrome"

"He said I won his heart and I was all ""Ugh can I just win like $20? How about a sweater from Sears? A pencil? I could really use a pencil."""

"What do you call a wizard holding a teacup? A saucer-er!"