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Joke of the Day
"A lion would never (Old joke) A Lion would never cheat on its wife but a Tiger wood."
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"A simple ""Fuck you"" can save hours of conversation."
"I tied a string around my finger to remind me about World Leprosy Week, but it fell off."
"As an artist, I'm not comfortable drawing people's butts. You gotta draw the line somewhere.."
"Some jokes on Mexicans can be funny, but a lot of the times they cross the border. ^^^^^OC ^^^^^but ^^^^^rephrased"
"""So here are the plans for the Eiffel tower..."" ""Hmm. Yes, yes - this is Gustave!"""
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"""I think that kid's a robot"" What? ""Look at his mouth"" Relax they're just braces *backs away slowly* ""That's exactly what a robot would say"""
"Me: Treat yo self My Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO SELF"
"Jim: You have a Fantasy Football team? Me: Guys aren't my thing. But, Tom Brady's kinda cute. Jim: No, I- Me: Ooh! Cam Newton's dreamy, too!"