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Joke of the Day
"How does an Irishman's future look like? Very blight."
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"""your whole family suffers from chronic constipation?!"" no shit."
"So what do you think? New hair? No Shoes? No Bag? No Pants? No * 3 days later watching TV OMG u rearranged the living room - Men"
"It's crazy how much stuff there is to do on my phone when sitting at a restaurant alone."
"My girlfriends 2 year old nephew loves trucks. His first word was truck. He points at every truck he sees and talks about trucks in his sleep. I guess you could day he's semi crazy"
"At first, I was ashamed of reading erotica ,but then I came to terms."
"Why didn't the armless man get the joke? He just couldn't grasp it."
"Whats about 9 inches and makes a woman scream? Cot death."
"You think if I tell my dad ""30 is the new 20"" he'll start paying all my bills for me again like he did 10 years ago?"
"Is there a morning after pill to erase all the texts from the night before?"