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Joke of the Day
"Why is Divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."
Next Joke
"On his first day, my gay friend lost his job at the sperm bank. He was caught drinking on the job."
"How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn? 'Allo-cate"
"Somewhere, a ninja watches ""I Didn't Know I was Pregnant."" An imperceptible smile creeps across his lips. ""Damn right you didn't."""
"Me: Describe your love for me in one word. Him: My what?"
"OMG a turtle is coming to kill you, Walk for your life."
"What was the hardest part of being happy in the 1920's? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Left a plaster cast of my mouth at the bakery so they know exactly how big to bake the cupcakes"
"Women are like bacon, they smell great, taste delicious and kill you slowly. Men are like bacon because we're pigs."
"It's as if none of these people have ever seen a beer hat at the gym before."