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Joke of the Day

"I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?"

"I wrote a song about a tortilla. well actually, it's more of a wrap"

"According to this box of spaghetti I am an Italian family of 8"

"During an argument with my wife, she dropped the old ""why did you even marry me?"" line. Apparently ""Your sister was already taken"" was not the right answer."

"The Molotov cocktail is of course named after Vitaly Molotov, an 18th century Russian industrialist who exploded after being thrown at a car"

"Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors. Because they were Veteran Aryans."

"Today is my birthday... and I'm Jewish."

"Today is the anniversary of the discovery of Uranus! Hershel was actually looking for the clitoris but found Uranus instead."

"You say I'm ""Dirty minded"" but then how did you understand what I meant?"

"What do you call an attraction to your own mummy? A dedipus complex."