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Joke of the Day
"I had a neurotic rabbit once. His name was Stu."
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"There's no I in team But there are quite a few of them in Multiple Personality Disorder"
"A salesman rings the doorbell..."
"A liberal, a conservative and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Afternoon, Mitt! What can I get for you?"""
"I've been getting bullied... and I've been thinking about suicide. I would simply just drink BULLEACH."
"Two bats are hanging on the branch... -What was your worst day? -When I had diarrhea."
"Did you hear about angle 57.29 He's rad"
"17 yo didn't do chores last night. I delete all songs on iPod and replace them with the theme song to Scooby Doo. Enjoy the bus to school."
"""This is not a drill!"" -Lying electric drill that refers to itself in the third person"
"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."