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Joke of the Day

"I had a neurotic rabbit once. His name was Stu."

"Awww, look. My middle finger likes you!"

"Alzheimer's Joke (might be a repost)"

"Did you know George Washington is not on the 1$ bill? It's just a picture of him."

"Hey, did you all hear about the Muslim space program? Yeah, me neither."

"Things that just weren't meant to be heated in a microwave: lettuce, mustaches, avocados, sarcasm, other microwaves, oranges. And that's it."

"If Joan Rivers rises from the ashes.... Will she be Rivers Phoenix?"

"I hit a kid with my car last night Then I realized it was only a goat."

"Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia? Croatia!"

"Life's like a box of chocolates It doesn't last very long for fat people."