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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you wouldn't have heard of it"

"Sea World announced they're not going to breed Orcas in captivity anymore... So now the only whales you'll see in a theme park are the American women"

"Welcome to Skagway where the population always remains the same. Every time a child is born, a man leaves town."

"Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story."

"I'm going to use a bomb to break into Fort Knox. EDIT: Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold!"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh 10 tickles"

"There is no ""we"" in pizza"

"Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?"

"A woman is like a parachute can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one."

"If you want to annoy a programmer... Give him a bug-type Pokemon"