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Joke of the Day

"Two of my favourite moments in my life were when I won my first fight and lost my virginity I hit him so hard he slept through the whole thing"

"Your momma's so fat That when she goes to church people say: Holy Cow!"

"How do you call a person that speaks only one language? An American"

"My packing technique for jams is amazingly effective; cram equipment in case, sit on case, break case, swear at case, buy new case, repeat."

"Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers."

"In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one's laughing now. I'm receiving treatment and everyone's been really supportive."

"Racial jokes: Put em here, let's see what ya got! How do you starve a black man? You put his food-stamps in his work boots!"

"What's George Washington's least favorite flower? Li[e]-lacs!"

"I sent ten puns to an online contest... I was hoping at least one would win a prize but no pun in ten did."

"The three modes of communication Telephone, Telegraph and Tell a woman"