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Joke of the Day
"Why did the black man have a heart attack? afrosclerosis"
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"Where do sad Ukrainians go? Crimea River."
"When a girl comes over for a date, I make sure I leave a hammer and measuring tape on the counter so she doesn't suspect that I watch Glee"
"*wind starts wearimg sunglases adn 90s clothes* *wind starts recitimg will smith raps* wow this is som realy fresh air"
"Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers."
"I'm bad at sewing Shit, wrong thread."
"Recent studies have shown that people who have hands larger than their face is a sign of intelligence. Wait, crap, I need to be there in person for this to work."
"My husband went camping w/ his buddies. He packed a hatchet, 2 liters of Jack & a 3yo's Hello Kitty sleeping bag. He's gonna die out there."
"""Ugh, you're so obsessed with me."" Boss: ""I just asked why you're twenty minutes late?"""
"A man comes home to find his wife in bed with his best friend, he immediately picks up his gun and shoots the wife He gives the dog a second chance though"