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Joke of the Day

"When a girl comes over for a date, I make sure I leave a hammer and measuring tape on the counter so she doesn't suspect that I watch Glee"

"Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? None they both eat out."

"What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common? Reclaiming black bodies."

"Everything is ""Our Lady"" this & ""Mother Mary"" that. You'd think church people would enjoy Your Mom jokes a lot more."

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scalar."

"What do you get when you cross a railroad with a refrigerator? Killed."

"Why shouldn't you trust a midget? Because their head's close to their butt."

"What do you call a muslim sitting on a plane? A passenger"

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Lego man: Is it because I'm block?"

"What s the only white thing about a black guy? His owner."