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Joke of the Day
"Where do sad Ukrainians go? Crimea River."
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"I hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesn't make me look fat - Insecurity guard"
"My E! True Hollywood Story would just be me trying to open a soy sauce packet."
"NSFW, What did Hitler say to the black Jew? GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN!"
"Why are Soviets so bad with the ladies? They're always Russian the fuckin' and Stalin the lovin' hehehe"
"I'm quite lazy, so I use my toes to pick things up from the ground... ...You could say my feet come pretty handy."
"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends? [offensive] A sandy hook survivor."
"RULE OF THUMB: If a movie trailer makes me mutter, ""No one wants to see that,"" then about 50-100 million people will want to see that."
"I love my FedEx guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it and he's always on time."
"Eat 70,000 small meals each day to keep your metabolism going strong."