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Joke of the Day

"A man comes home to find his wife in bed with his best friend, he immediately picks up his gun and shoots the wife He gives the dog a second chance though"

"A skelleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""

"Talking too much is a sign of insecurity. So is keeping too quiet. So is breathing and having been born a human."

"9/11 Must have been an inside job It totally deserved 10/11 stars"

"*stands on a curb next to a stranger* What if i was this tall"

"How much does it cost to kill a Jew? It holocausts one."

"Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know attracts more attention than I anticipated...go figure."

"What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad? I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake."

"What happens when a soviet and a german have a child? I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast."

"What's the opposite of critical thinking? Critical theory."