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Joke of the Day
"I'm bad at sewing Shit, wrong thread."
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"Can't call it a real relationship if you feel single."
"<-- Pops double collar and eats hamburger with a fork and knife"
"I heard that they have dogs now that can smell if you've got cancer....... but I just thought that must be the most depressing dog ever to take on a walk. ""Your dog really likes me!!!"" ""I'm so sorry."""
"One night stand I felt so bad about my one night stand. I think I'll buy another one for the other side of the bed."
"What's a calender's favorite fruit? Dates."
"Last night I dreamt I was a vacuum, it really sucked."
"Coconut water: for people who love the taste of piss but don't wanna deal with the social stigma of drinking it."
"What's the most depressed thing in the bathroom? The toilet. It always takes all the shit."
"I've just joined a Jamaican jazz band as a triangle player. I just stand at the back and ting."