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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the little skunk who got lost in the woods? He called home on his smell phone."

"My friend's 6-year-old was being obnoxious. The mature thing to do was to tell him to settle down. I challenged him to a rap battle."

"Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? They give them gas."

"My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once... But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out!"

"What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window? Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!"

"What starts with ""W"" and ends with ""ife""? Nevermind, this riddle is too easy."

"Billionaire: I'd like to do something about crime. Butler: Being poor, I've got some great ideas-- Billionaire: I want to dress as a bat."

"What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party? A cross-dresser."

"Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad... Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing."

"I told my mom I wanted to become a stand up comedian. She laughed."