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Joke of the Day

"What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window? Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!"

"I'm kinda scrawny, so I had to quit my job as a personal trainer Yeah, I gave 'em my too weak notice"

"The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan. EDIT: Woke up to find THIS :O"

"Men's briefs that are two sizes too big are just ""whities"" I suppose."

"Where does the 3D shape go when it murders someone? Prism"

"People don't approve when I run up to them in the street & try to make plaster casts of their faces. At least that's the impression that I get."

"Loved Inception. It took me to exotic places I could never visit in real life, like the first class cabin of an airplane."

"What do you call a Mexican prostitute that doesn't charge? Frijole."

"RT if you've followed someone on twitter and then realized you hate them."

"What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pit bull."