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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? They give them gas."
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"Why do they call chicken wings, chicken wings? Cuz they go flyin' out of your butt after you eat them!"
"The most determined look I've ever seen on a human being is the airline passenger trying to fit a large suitcase in a small overhead bin."
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? . Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat"
"Do you know of anyone that has had sex while camping? I was told it's really intents."
"Where do you get a dog license? At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)"
"Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck?"
"When I die... When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep. Not screaming in pain like the passengers in his car."
"What's brown and hides in the attic? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank"
"""The N stands for number so no need to say 'PIN number'. ""Terribly sorry, I'll start again: 'You're dead if you don't give me your PIN'."