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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a penis. Simple, relaxed and hanging around freely. It's women who make it hard."
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"The other day the lifeguard told me to stop peeing in the pool... I got such a fright I nearly fell in."
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"Bosses get a lot less demanding when you bring a sword to work"
"a kiss makes your day, but anal sex maks your hole weak"
"What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!"
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