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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a penis. Simple, relaxed and hanging around freely. It's women who make it hard."
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"I used to be an expert on the DunningKruger effect... ...but then I began to learn more about it."
"""I high fived a shark, and then we ate burritos."" - Martin Luther King Jr.'s other dream."
"How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb? None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!"
"When I said I missed you, I meant with a hammer"
"When I see your face, there's not a thing I would change .... except the direction I'm walking in."
"What do vegetable do when they got robbed? They dont."
"Did it ever occur to you that people with tear drop tattoos are just really sad?"
"I keep forgetting - which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"
"Where do snowmen dance? At the snowball!"