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Joke of the Day
"Bosses get a lot less demanding when you bring a sword to work"
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"TIL You can see all your friends by going to /r/friends ^^'cause ^^redditors ^^definetly ^^have ^^friends..."
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"Do you want to see the birthmark on my arse? It looks like a colon!"
"Hey, Dyson vacuum guy. You invented a previously existing invention. Relax."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field! :p"
"""That's you"" is one of my favorite games to play with my husband when we see disgusting people."
"Which came first? Chicken or the Egg? Neither. I CAME first!"
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