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Joke of the Day

"Went to dinner with a recovering alcoholic vegan who just quit smoking. Everything entering or leaving my mouth was offensive #WorstDateEver"

"Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily? It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!"

"Jesus rose on the third day. He then went over to the men and said... ""Hola, senor! What is my job?"""

"What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes? That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)"

"I went on a date with a girl who said she wanted to be treated like a princess So I strapped her in the back of my Mercedes and drove into a wall."

"Non-technical people, here's a secret. We tech folks have no idea what the problem is. We just try to narrow it down, removing variables."

"I would like to have submitted that joke about UDP here but I don't think you would get it."

"Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar? It's harder to break bills."

"All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games."

"It's two in the morning. Do you know where your blankets are?"