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Joke of the Day
"What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head? ""I have only my shelf to blame"""
Next Joke
"I've had intimate problems all my life. I just can't get close to someone without feeling insecure. You said internet problems? Nevermind."
"I've got 40 raisins in my savings account ...oh no wait, that's my currant account."
"""Morning sickness"" should also be used to describe the hatred of waking up in the morning. ""Sorry I was rude. I had morning sickness."""
"Came back from the doctor and told my wife that I was perfectly healthy and I could've sworn she mouthed the word ""crap""."
"I'm so lucky, I married my best friend!! I hope my husband doesn't find out"
"The creator of anagrams died... May he ""erect a penis"""
"Everything is edible, some things are only edible once."
"My girlfriend said she liked surprises. But you should have seen her face when I told her I have chlamydia."
"What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called? Doritos"