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Joke of the Day
"What does ""IDK"" mean? I keep asking people, but they don't know either."
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"A joke from 1892 ""...one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."""
"[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is ""I'll be 6 soon!"" ""Nope"""
"Fun Fact: Cats call their pussies ""people"""
"Did you hear the news? The guy who invented predicted text died. His funerals on funfair"
"Remember: If the leprechaun sees his shadow today, six more weeks of drinking."
"Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics? It was a fabricated story."
"Guerrero wanted the boxing match to be outdoors tn but... He was afraid of the May Weather."
"A cup of coffee just walked up to my girlfriend and called her a 'whore'. I didn't even react. I think my caffeine tolerance is too high"
"Just saw a fat woman lick icing off of her sleeve so that is the last time I eat in front of a mirror."