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Joke of the Day

"Fun Fact: Cats call their pussies ""people"""

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain."

"Why can't you go fishing with Skrillex? Because he always drops the bass."

"Whats the difference between Shaq and Koybe Bryant? One is a Holocaust denier, and the other one rapes women and gets away with it."

"What did a confused Mexican alphabet say? K"

"The legal age of drinking in Alabama has been changed to 31... Representatives hope that it will keep underage drinking out of high schools"

"I like my coffee just like I like my slaves... Free"

"I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. And then it hit me. It was because we were inflating it."

"The three unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3."

"How much for that babysitter? Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!"