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Joke of the Day

"Guerrero wanted the boxing match to be outdoors tn but... He was afraid of the May Weather."

"I am waiting for the day we have a national scandal involving a gate"

"Please stop calling it ""Black Friday"" That's offensive. It's ""African American Day Before Saturday"""

"What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms? Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)"

"Everybody values honesty, until they have an ugly baby."

"Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes? Because they are humerus"

"What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head? Ducks like a quack."

"what did the police do when they wanted to interrogate mark? question mark."

"I have a bad ping. It might be terminal."

"There's only two types of people in the world; people who think they can categorize everything, and people who are not morons."