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Joke of the Day

"Remember: If the leprechaun sees his shadow today, six more weeks of drinking."

"What's red and silver and bumps in to walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes."

"It's going to be a busy couple of months for Caitlyn Jenner Mothers' Day and then Fathers' Day"

"What's Hitler's favorite music genre? Reich and Roll"

"[kids fighting in the back seat] ME: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PULL OVER AND START A PODCAST RIGHT NOW IF YOU 2 DON'T CUT IT OUT."

"A rough, hard drinking baseball umpire was upset because he couldn't get his little boy to sit on his lap and talk to him. After all, the son never sits on the brutish umpire."

"I stretch daily to squeeze the demons out of my blood. It's the only way I know how to exorcise."

"Illegal immigration jokes.. are borderline offensive"

"I only date Patriots fans Because they don't care if I cheat"

"Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right."