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Joke of the Day

"Ignorance is not bliss. It's just a fancy word for stupid."

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"Cherry: I'm pregnant. Tomato: What?! (Origin of the Cherry Tomato)"
"A Roman walks into a bar.... A roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. ""5 pints please."""
"Replacing facebook with Twitter is a bit like replacing caffeine with heroin"
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"What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."