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Joke of the Day
"RIP Bugs Bunny Attempts to reanimate him failed."
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"The man on TV said if you drink alcohol every day, you're probably an alcoholic. Phew! I only drink every night."
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"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade."""
"Q: What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? A: Squeaky clean clothes."
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"Life without internet is like a house without a bathroom... What are you supposed to do? Go outside n' shit?"
"If Trump wins I'm moving to my last Sim City 2000 save file."