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Joke of the Day

"Reality! 11:30- I will go to bed soon. 03:30- Why am i on wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory."

"OC - Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes? You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant."

"[TRIGGER WARNING] If I had a dollar for every gender... I would have 2 dollars."

"How do you starve a black person? The same way you starve a white person you racist piece of shit"

"Does anyone use question marks properly anymore."

"A man was arrested for climbing up and headbutting Big Ben repeatedly... Police can not identify the suspect but say his face rings a bell."

"Drayman green pushing to go to game five... if you push back he'll hit you in the nuts."

"What did the stamp say to the letter? Lick my ass and I'll take you places you've never been before."

"Corn on the cob today is corn on the log tomorrow."

"Looks like the Indian bakery nearby is going through some tough times... ... I've just heard they've fired all Naan-essential staff."