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Joke of the Day

"When does a fisherman offend you the most? When he's completely out of line"

"What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence? Fresh prints."

"What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas? *Cancer!*"

"The Wright Way ""I think it is wrong that one company makes Monopoly."" -Steven Wright"

"How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb? Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better."

"I hope that Senator Franken runs for President in 2020 and picks Jill Stein as his running mate That'd be a real Franken/Stein ticket"

"What does the right kidney say to the left one when he is mad at the other? Don't make me stone you to death.."

"*Brings 8 year old back to hospital nursery with receipt* This one doesn't listen anymore...Can I get a new one?"

"This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer..."

"What does a Scottish cat say? Mee yew!"