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Joke of the Day

"I went into my local record store recently... and asked the clerk ""do you have anything by The Doors?"", and he replied, ""just the fire extinguisher""."

"[Offensive] How do you offend homeless people? By telling them knock knock jokes!"

"You know how I know it's lunch time? Reddit is slow as fuck"

"Did you hear about the man who opened a yacht showroom? Sales went through the roof."

"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face."

"Hellen Keller Jokes What's long and black? every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity? Someone left a plunger in the toilet"

"Here's a Post Office joke Nevermind, you'll probably never get it."

"What do you call a nun that walks in her sleep? A roamin' Catholic."

"*buys condoms* So I just eat these and it traps the baby?"

"You say ""bed."" I say ""horizontal worry pod of nocturnal overanalysis."" Let's not get caught up in semantics."