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Joke of the Day

"I went into my local record store recently... and asked the clerk ""do you have anything by The Doors?"", and he replied, ""just the fire extinguisher""."

"Do all Europeans countries drive on the right? No, the Brits left."

"What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe."

"A joke from my dad: Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."

"My daughter doesn't know I put the last pudding cup in her lunch earlier this evening, so she won't know I took it out and am eating it now."

"What do you call a sad watermelon? melancholy"

"Do cats stutter? No, but they paws. Credit: u/magneticman245"

"Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer? He's just as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick"

"Do you know what Minnesota doesn't have? Super Bowl Babies."

"Solving constipation How do you solve constipation? Rape."