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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who opened a yacht showroom? Sales went through the roof."
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"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat?? .. She fits into your wife's clothes"
"Why was the skeleton missing a funny bone Because this joke ain't funny"
"""GET A TREE"" - what I just yelled at two squirrels doing it on my lawn"
"Did you know an NFL player was the first to land on the moon? He planted a flag, but a ref came by and picked it back up."
"What do you call a color-blind pop artist? See No Green"
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his George Clooney movies... But he's never gonna give you Up In the Air."
"Why are ET's eyes so big? He got the phone bill"
"Why Marriage is Difficult Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers."
"r/politics That is all."