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Joke of the Day
"Here's a Post Office joke Nevermind, you'll probably never get it."
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"""Have you tried putting balogna in it?"" ~me, as a marriage counselor"
"Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock -Who's there? -The plane captain."
"What do you call a cold thief A rob-buurr"
"What do you call a dog in the library? A hush puppy."
"My wife just said that Twilight is better than The Lost Boys. I don't think there's a jury in the world that would convict me."
"I just hit my snooze button so much it's probably pregnant."
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby"
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"Pedophiles have kind of a bad reputation... ...but they drive slow near schools"