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Joke of the Day
"*buys condoms* So I just eat these and it traps the baby?"
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"I love comfort food. I'm going to eat a quilt."
"In the summer desert heat what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air"
"Sure I'll eat square slices of pizza, but I'm thinking of triangular ones the whole time."
"What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit? Leddit go"
"What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee? You stumped me!"
"You name your cat Bowl. What would the name on the cat's bowl be? It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl."
"What do canes and blue pills have in common? They're both ready for use when a man is limp."
"The early bird gets the worm but the early worm gets eaten, so... I choose sleep."
"Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?"