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Joke of the Day

"[Offensive] How do you offend homeless people? By telling them knock knock jokes!"

"Thank God It's Monday"" ~ My Liver"

"Why did the polish navy start putting glass floors on their boats? So every time they went out to sea, they could look at their old ships."

"What's the difference between my dick and my shot gun? my daughter didn't cry when the gun went off in her mouth!"

"Happy Birthday Ray Rice! I offered to bring punch to the party but, his wife said she already had enough."

"Am I the only one who's concerned about the fact that we haven't heard SHIT from Wyoming in like nine years?"

"Whats the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on."

"Me: I invited Todd over for dinner. Wife: Uncle Todd or Todd who takes things literally? *Todd exits out the back door with our television*"

"I bet if I were a MAN Apple wouldn't tell me my password ideas are weak."

"What does Idk stand for? Everyone I ask says they dont know"