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Joke of the Day
"How many gay dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A whole buttload of them."
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"My husband got a new router and the wifi has been off for 5 whole minutes guess I'll go churn butter or something."
"What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets? A Rug's Life."
"Tit for tat My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, ""Well Shona? Do you think you'll be next?"" We settled this quickly once I started doing the same to them at funerals."
"Welcome to Alzheimer's Club I see a lot of new faces today"
"""Suddenly, my hair collapsed."" - And I started to regret offering to edit my friend's first novel."
"Do old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends."
"What do porn movies and disney movies have in common? Happy endings."
"Yes, I DO think ""did you bring my pizza?"" is an acceptable answer when you're in a public bathroom and someone knocks on the door."
"What kind of Bee is full of milk? A BooBee."