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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun that walks in her sleep? A roamin' Catholic."
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"Never Judge the Beauty Of a Girl By Her Profile Picture. Judge it By the Photos She is Tagged in"
"*Evanescence* (Buy two hams!) Buy two hams right now! (I need two hams!) I need two sopping hams (SAAAAVE ME)"
"Don't expect a ""bless you"" after the 4th sneeze...get your shit together."
"Zencrafters.... Total enlightenment, in about an hour."
"TIL that some barbers have haircut numbers ""Honey, I just went to the barbershop and had a fantastic number 2!"""
"I saw an American Bridge player crying last night She said she bid 4 No Trump"
"I've discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number."
"I can't get her off my mind, even the wind seems to whisper her name. Never fall in love with a girl named WHOOSHEE FFREWERRREFSHH."
"My wife is my sex object Everytime i ask for sex, she object."