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Joke of the Day

"I still remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. ""Hey! How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Well it don't matter i ain't coming anyway!"

"Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun? A gun actually does something when triggered."

"Obesity cures wrinkles."

"I worry about people who write ""taken"" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren't we helping to find them?"

"Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee."

"I went hardcore camping last weekend. Let's just say, it was intense."

"What is the difference between a parrot saying ""E equals M C squared"" and most people saying it? Nothing."

"Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep? He was **narco**leptic."

"I stepped on a nail the other day I was going to avoid it but I didn't see the point"