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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Well it don't matter i ain't coming anyway!"
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"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum psshh!"
"Whats long and hard and has cum in it? a cucumber"
"A man was killed in a rice field by a small porcelain doll.... It was the very first knick-knack, patty whack"
"Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars? R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out."
"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C EH N EH D EH"
"A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck."
"In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me ""what is in cells?"" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home."
"Just had a very embarrassing misunderstanding with my new Irish girlfriend. Turns out she just wanted me to take her in the Yaris."
"What do you call a complaining adult? A groan up!"